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Captain Grouchy Simpson - by Anonymous

A Strange Recipe for Cake
1 cup sealed lemon juice, very safe, non-toxic
2 cups Radio Crunch Cereal
3 cups shredding inform papers
4 cups grouchy peaches
5 cups rotten puppets

Now The Story That Goes With It:

Captain “Grouchy” Simpson stalked from side to side. Man! He couldn’t stand being the center of the Space Piracy Department that the Secret Space Police were trying to arrest. SPD and SSP had sides. The SPD Citizens were the Space Piracy Department Citizens. The SSP Citizens were the Secret Space Police Citizens. Captain “Grouchy” Simpson got his nickname, Captain “Grouchy” Simpson, because of his very gruff voice when the SSP did catch him, Captain “Grouchy” Simpson looked so muscular, that the police thought they must of caught their boss, Captain Stonewall! Anyway, this adventure was when Captain Simpson committed the crime of bombarding the S.S. Space Shuttle. They overpowered it and imprisoned the crew. The crew was now in the SPD Prison, the SPDP, for short. Anyway, now the SSP were after them for imprisoning. But, Captain Simpson kept on overpowering the Secret Police. Here’s the story:

Captain Simpson was cruising around in the asteroid belt when a bunch of angry Secret Police Pods flying around shooting. The electric shield came on and Captain Simpson was now using his Atomic Bullet 3000 Gun. What he did not know was that Captain Stonewall was radioing his ship, getting all the Atomic Bullet recipes. Here’s what he found: 1 cup lemon juice, very safe, non-toxic
2 cups Radio Crunch cereal
3 cups shredding inform papers
4 cups grouchy peaches
5 cups rotten puppets

Captain Stonewall did everything it said, and then blew up Captain Simpson’s ship.
I sure wish I taped that ending!

Posted by Kim at June 29, 2005 7:06 PM