Super Powers

My friend Christina recently asked what Super Powers we would have, if we could have Super Powers.

Of course, "super" is all relative. I'm sure that some of our devices in the United States might seem like Super Powers to primitive tribes in South America. Don't say devices don't make you super, because that's really all Batman had. But back to the being relative thing ...

Once I realized that, I realized I *do* have some "super" powers, at least among my children.

Apparently a few of them are:

- being able to see toys on the floor, which are invisible to everyone else.
- being able to remember to brush my teeth.
- being able to get all of my teeth when I do brush them, rendering them shiny and clean and minty fresh.
- seeing crumbs on the table, much less plates
- seeing socks on the floor

I'm sure there are others.

Is Sarcasm a Super Power? Boy, do I hope so.