My Sweet Woot ....

My sweet woot
Hm, my woot
Hm, my woot

I really want to see you
Really want to wash with you
Really want to touch you, woot
But it takes so long, my woot

My sweet woot
Hm, my woot
Hm, my woot

I really want to know woot
Really want to dry with you
Really want to launder, woot
And it won't take long, my woot
(hallelujah)

(and on and on she sings)

There's a light IN the dryer? What posh laundry world have I stepped into?
Will wonders never cease?

Laundry report to follow ... tomorrow, most likely.