Ode to an Idiot

When carrying dollar store puzzles, which you've carefully assembled and spray painted white (with blue and green accents, to make reassembly after decorating easier), consider carrying them one at a time. And calling someone to help with the basement door, should you try to carry all 8 at once on large flattened boxes that only awkwardly fit up the stairs and are sliding against each other as you try to lift them over the step ladder hanging on the wall and ... whoa ... NO!!!

Poop.